I just stumbled across this forum post at the WoofBoard! I thought it was great so I wanted to pass it along! Enjoy.

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you’re gone.
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4. Dogs feel guilt when they’ve done something wrong.
5. Dogs don’t brag about whom they have slept with.
6. Dogs don’t criticize your friends.
7. Dogs admit when they’re jealous.
8. Dogs do not play games with you — except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).
9. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you’re together.
10. Dogs don’t feel threatened by your intelligence.
11. You can train a dog.
12. Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
13. You are never suspicious of your dog’s dreams.
14. Gorgeous dogs don’t know they’re gorgeous.
15. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there’s a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
16. Dogs understand what “no” means.
17. Dogs don’t need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
18. Dogs don’t make a practice of killing their own species.
19. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
20. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
21. You can house train a dog.
22. You can force a dog to take a bath.
23. Dogs don’t correct your stories.
24. Middle-aged dogs don’t feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
25. Dogs aren’t threatened by a woman with short hair.
26. Dogs don’t mind if you do all the driving.
27. Dogs don’t step on the imaginary brake.
28. Dogs admit it when they’re lost.
29. Dogs don’t weigh down your purse with their stuff.
30. Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
31. Dogs take care of their own needs.
32. Dogs aren’t threatened if you earn more than they do.
33. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
34. Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Which of these is true for you! Let me know, just post in the comments section below!

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1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.

2. Don’t go out anywhere without identification.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you’re dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a real kiss!

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1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don’t even have to comb your own hair.
4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you’re cute.
6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.
9. It doesn’t take much to make you happy. You’re always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
10.  Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.

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1. Be especially patient with humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog cuddles.

2. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.

3. Tolerate being decorated. The humans love the way you look in your fake antlers. Remember, to smile for the picture!

4. Don’t pee on the Christmas tree.

5. Don’t drink the Christmas tree’s water!

6. Don’t rip open the packages, even if they smell good!

7. Be nice to strangers that come over for parties. To be clear this means: don’t eat off the buffet table, beg for goodies subtly, don’t drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.

8. A big man with a white beard and a loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. Don’t bite him!

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A friend of mine emailed this to me and I thought they were cute!

If you have any more things that Boston terriers hate, feel free to add to the list in the comments section below … Enjoy!

1. Blaming your farts on them.

2. Yelling at them for barking … THEY’RE DOGS PEOPLE!

3. Taking them for walks, and then not letting them explore on the walk.

4. Tricks that involve balancing food on their nose!

5. Haircuts that involve bows and ribbons.

6. The fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking your dog to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when they freak out on return visits.

8. Getting mad when they jump on guests. They haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing.

9. Acting disgusted when they lick themselves.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

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Hello all my Boston terrier lovers! I found these lists on-line and would like to pass them along to you!

To All Non Dog Owners Who Complain About Our Pets

1. They live here. You don’t.
2. If you don’t like their hair on your clothing, then stay off the furniture.
3. I like my pets better than I like most people.
4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he or she is an adopted son or daughter who is hairy, short, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.

Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids

1. Eat less.
2. Usually come when called.
3. Easier to train.
4. Don’t ask for money all the time.
5. Don’t drink or smoke.
6. Don’t hang out with friends who drink or smoke.
7. Never ask to drive the car.
8. Don’t need to have the latest fashions.
9. Don’t want to borrow your clothes.
10. Don’t need a money for college, and …
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

If you agree with these let me know! Leave a comment

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